I have eight weddings to go to in this great year of 2008. Eight. Seriously, I’m on Katherine Heigl’s heels in 6 months. Well, as I’ve been stressing out about who to bring and saving up for what to buy, I was thinking how much easier it would be if I Could buy a box of generic “Happy Wedding” cards. Ya know…like Thank you cards, but for weddings. They can all say the same thing because my brides and grooms are strangers and really… who reads the card anyway?

Yeah… keep telling yourself that.

I propose to Hallmark or anyone else who is willing to take the challenge. Box up your “Happy Wedding” cards. Make it easy for the serial wedding guests to go out and buy in bulk.